I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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