Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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