it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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