i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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