There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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