I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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