Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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