This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
A+ Viking dick
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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