I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
