i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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