just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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