Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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