i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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