I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Drunk is not a location!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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