Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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