Your tits are I can't wait for
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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