I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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