The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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