oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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