Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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