i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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