AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You ate ashes out of my bong
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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