i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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