Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
