ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he laminated a picture of his dick.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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