My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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