whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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