White coat. Heels.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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