Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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