On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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