Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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