No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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