i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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