apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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