? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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