I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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