i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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