So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
