Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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