Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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