He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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