Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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