I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
50% drunk capacity currently
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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