I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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