OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We got so high we made milksteak
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I came so hard my ears popped.
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