things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
if only i could text you this smell
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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