You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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