Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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