can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Couch. On fire.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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