if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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