Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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