Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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