Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
