So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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