there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she peed on how many people?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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